Nachpfiff 4: Schottische Tabureisserin

Aus einem humorigen Bericht der englischen Tageszeitung “The Sun”:

Die Vorgeschichte bestand darin, daß ihr Freund und Vater des gemeinsamen dreijährigen Sohnes mit seinen Freunden den Sieg ihrer Mannschaft in einem Fußballspiel feierten und dann spät nach Hause in seine Wohnung kam. Sie verdächtigte ihn, er würde was mit einer anderen haben, und als er sich auf den Streit nicht einlassen wollte, sondern sie aus der Wohnung schickte …

Shredding tackle¹

by Douglas Walker | Published 25 Nov 2009

A JEALOUS mum has been quizzed by cops – for allegedly ripping out her lover’s testicles.


“Helen grabbed his testicles and pulled them as hard as she could.

“Eventually he managed to get her off him and chucked her out the flat.”

But horrified Billy later looked down and realised he was bleeding heavily.

The source added: “His scrotum had been ripped open and his testicles were dangling by his legs. There was blood all over the flat.

“Billy tried to stop the bleeding with a towel. He didn’t know what to do so he called his wee brother Darren.

“When he arrived and saw what had happened he called the police and ambulance straight away.”

Last night Helen – who was released without charge – denied she was to blame for the horror injury.

Helen – who has a three-year-old son with Billy – said: “He’d accused me of doing stuff before to him but has never been able to prove it. He probably did it to himself or the woman he’s been with has.

“I’ll admit there was some pushing and shoving going on but I didn’t touch his testicles.

“I’ve forgotten what his b***s even look like. He’s not been near me for months.”

Surgeons managed to save both of his testicles during the operation at Ninewells Hospital, Dundee, on Monday.

Billy – who has been in a relationship with Helen for seven years – was allowed home yesterday lunchtime.

The source added: “Billy is really embarrassed about the whole thing and wants to try to forget about it. He’s now telling the police he can’t remember what happened as he doesn’t want Helen charged for the sake of her wee² boy.” (…)

Die Bildunterschrift zum Foto der Frau (34) lautet:

“Cop quiz … Helen Hodge”.

Die Bildunterschrift zum Foto des Mannes (49) lautet:

“Love hurts … Billy Duncan”.

1) Eine Anspielung auf “wedding tackle” für männliche Genitalien.
2) winzig, sehr klein in Schottland, Irland, Nordengland.

Aus den Kommentaren auf der amerikanischen Seite dazu, so gut wie ausschließlich von schwarzen Frauen und einigen Latinas:

Insanity…next time she’ll do a Lorena Bobbitt on him!

that must of hurt….. ouch .. the new bobbit..

whoa!! She went Bobbit on his azz!

Let that be a warning to american men…You cheat your sack gonna hang low sweet chariot….

Guess he shouldn’t have been cheatin.!

well maybe is men stop bein dogs they would have they nuts! if she didnt rip em off, they would fall off eventually cuz he cant keep his dick in his pants :)

And they say black women are crazy SMH. So far it’s been a white woman that chopped off a dick and now ripped off dude’s nutz. I bet getting your car windows busted out don’t look so bad anymore.

….LMAO…(wipes tears)…Hilarious!

Well it is now officially Christmas season, maybe she remembered she needed some new ornaments to hang on the tree.



uh huh bet he won’t cheat again

its bound to happen sooner or later! yall can’t keep cheatin and think your nuts ill stay on lol

He likes to mess around and bust nuts on other broads, I don’t see the problem. This should happen to every cheater.

….It’s so sad a woman has to go all “fatal attraction” on a man for him to stop cheating.

Maybe we shoukd start ripping they balls off and they might act right.

Good for her! She should have flushed those things down the loo…

Very good Helen maybe he’ll think twice the next time.

but the police didn’t arrest her or press charges?? I wanna move 2 scotland.

she was punishing him for giving away something that was hers as promised in front of god and witnesses???

LOL, wow she had a good crip on those nutts!

lOl i wouldnt even do that but what i will do is drug my bf/bby ddy make him sleep through his feet and make him walk on salt

She need to hold some classes, I wanna know how to rip a [EXPLETIVE] nuts off.

oh well….. looks like he didn’t need thenm anyway….

Yes, that’s right. I would do the same thing!!! Fcuk some cheatin azz bammas. If you cheat on me, trust and believe me babe, it will never happen again because you wont be ABLE to do shyt from beyond the grave.

“I told dat niqqa if I catch him wit dat b!tch again, dis how it’s gon’ go down! I told him! I told him! U won’t be lickin’ dese balls, HO!”



Hochachtung für Alice

Der deutschen Bundesverdienstkreuzträgerin erster Klasse und Ritter der französichen Ehrenlegion Alice Schwarzer verdanken wir die Einsicht in die notwendige Selbstverteidigung von Frauen gegen den Gewalttäter an ihrem erotischen Selbstwertgefühl. Wie prophetisch und einfühlsam sie den Trend der Frauenfreude schon vor 15 Jahren erfaßte, belegt schlagend die überwiegende Mehrheit der mutigen jungen Kommentatorinnen oben:

“Sie hat ihren Mann entwaffnet. (…) Eine hat es getan. Jetzt könnte es jede tun. Der Damm ist gebrochen, Gewalt ist für Frauen kein Tabu mehr. Es kann zurückgeschlagen werden. Oder gestochen. Amerikanische Hausfrauen denken beim Anblick eines Küchenmessers nicht mehr nur ans Petersilie-Hacken. (…) Es bleibt den Opfern gar nichts anderes übrig, als selbst zu handeln. Und da muss ja Frauenfreude aufkommen, wenn eine zurückschlägt. Endlich!” – Emma Nr. 2/1994, S. 34f; gemeint ist die US-Amerikanerin Lorena Bobbit, die ihrem schlafenden Mann John den Penis abgetrennt hatte. (Quelle: Wikiquote)

Ein Erfolg der geschlechtersensiblen Aufklärungsarbeit

Glücklicherweise betreibt die White Ribbon Kampagne gemeinsam mit den Expertinnen für Geschlechtersensibilität die entsprechende notwendige Aufklärung über den wahren Charakter von handfester weiblicher  Stärke auch für die Polizei. Andernfalls wäre die tapfere Schottin wohl ohne viel Federlesen in Untersuchungshaft gekommen und hätte eine Anklage wegen schwerer Körperverletzung zu befürchten.

Auch bei uns ist der Kriminalpolizei und der Justiz schon seit geraumer Zeit klar, daß man eben nicht Gleichmacherei betreiben darf. So wurde die Öffentlichkeit zum Beispiel in vorbildlicher Weise davon in Kenntnis gesetzt, daß der Mann, der ein Kind aus dem Fenster wirft, das tut, um die Kindesmutter zu erniedrigen und ihr seinen Machtanspruch zu demonstrieren, während eine Frau in so einem Fall entweder aus Verzweiflung über ihre Ohnmacht gegenüber einem sie mißhandelnden Mann oder aufgrund ihrer überfordernden sozialen Situation einer Kurzschlußreaktion zum Opfer fällt.


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